Megan Fox Is Knocked Up Again

 After giving birth to her first child with Brian Austin Green only 9 months ago, Megan Fox is already pregnant with their second. Congrats to Green's penis. Page Six reports:

Megan Fox is pregnant with her second child with husband Brian Austin Green, Page Six has exclusively confirmed. Fox is represented by top publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who told us, “I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy.”

I don't know what took so long, because if it was me, Megan Fox would be pregnant every 11 months. I know doctors say you're supposed to wait 8 weeks to have sex after she has a baby, but what does her dentist say? Don't kill my vibe, bro.