Emily Ratajkowski Is Good At Twitter

Whenever I go to a high school and speak with todays young people about making positive choices, one topic that’s sure to come up is sex. Girls will ask if it’s ok to take sexy pictures and post them on twitter. Like Emily Ratajkowski did last night. And I tell them yes, yes it is. Then I pretend to take a call from Justin Bieber and loudly say, “what’s that, you want to party tonight with some girls who like to have fun? Well where am I supposed to find girls like that, Justin Bieber?”

Emily Ratajkowski At Fashion Week

Emily Ratajkowski of "Blurred Lines" fame is in New York for fashion week. 
In the sheer black top she was wearing, all I had to do was use Photoshop CS4 (which you can buy anywhere for around $900), then open each picture, select the Image menu, then Adjustments, then Brightness/Contrast. After that I just brightened the hell out of each picture frame-by-frame, and now you can sort of see her nipples. What a whore! “Put some clothes on you whore!"

Happy Birthday, Merica!

You know how you've spent all day not looking at Emily Ratajkowski in a too small bikini top? Well come here, she has a better idea.