Happy Canada Day! Marcy Style.

Well, its my beloved Canada's... somethingTH birthday. Christ! I don't know, what am I, Canada's biographer? Anyways, today is Canada's birthday and you can bet that most of our beautiful women will honour this great country by wrapping their tits in a Canadian flag bikini and shotgunning our superior beer. Hey Middle East, have fun dressing your women like Halloween ghosts and driving a donkey to your job inside some hellish pit of insane violence. No need to rethink that. You've clearly figured out the winning formula. Here's 25 famous reasons our country rocks!