Ibiza Sounds Like An Okay Place.

Thanks to some internet stalking  casual web browsing I did this morning on Twitter and Instagram, I discovered that all four of  my favourite page 3 models (Courtnie Quinlan, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones and India Reynolds) are all currently in Ibiza, Spain. I never knew that place was such a hotspot until everyone in Hollywood started going there. If you don’t know, it’s actually an island about 30 miles off the eastern shore of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea. Their history dates all the way back to 650 BC, when Phoenician settlers founded a port there and used it’s natural resources to produce dye, salt, and wool.

If you’d like to learn more about Ibiza, you’re a nerd and should probably go to some other site. Look at these ladies for gods sake. Maybe you can find a website that has sexy pictures of books since you love em so much, dork.

A Marcy Project PSA. Sort Of.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and this picture that Lacey Banghard tweeted out this morning should be used in every ad campaign for breast cancer there is. Because Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds have amazing breasts and it really shows us what we stand to lose if we don't beat this thing. Pink ribbons and slogans are fine, but there's a chance it makes cancer seem not as bad. But it is bad. As far as life changing events go it's even bigger than getting pregnant. Because you can't just drown cancer in a sink.  

Lacey And Rosie Have Calendars. Buy Them.

Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to jerk off staring at charts and numbers all day I’d be an accountant.

Luckily, busty UK models Lacey Banghard and Rosie Jones have a better idea; let’s replace the old out-dated calendar that everyone hates with a calendar printed with pictures of their tits. Finally! A calendar that works! The old one was too confusing, there was too much math, I’m not a doctor for christs sake. 

Lacey Banghard Is Perfect, My Future Wife.

I've been MIA the last day due to the fact that I've been listening to Magna Carta Holy Grail on straight repeat. And I'm not the only one. British glamour model, Lacey Banghard has been doing the same thing, as you can see by her twitter feed. She also tweeted a picture of her liquor cabinet. Ok, so lets do the run down.

British: check 
Brunette: check
Kickass rack: check
Loves the booze: check
Jay-Z fan: check and triple bonus points.

So the only questions is, do I go with pear shaped or princess cut when I propose? I mean, look at her for Christ sake. Now imagine me waking up to her everyday. Now imagine my semen looking like a Skittles rainbow being shot out like that beam on the Death Star. Because I'm pretty sure that would happen. Yep, I'm in love. Cheeky pictures after the jump.