Nina Agdal pt3

Can we just be serious here for a minute. How GD terrible is it that lady-man Adam Levine is banging my sweet Nina. More people were killed by Gorillas last year than guys who pulled ass this far out of their league. I can't believe I never got to sleep with her once. Maybe she was put off by my promiscuous past. I made it clear to her that I'd never been with a prostitute (in this country) and I even showed her my negative test for STD's, but she still wouldn't give it up. Granted my test was a true-false test that I wrote myself, and upon closer inspection it would appear I do in fact have several STD's, but the test is framed in a frame showing Tigger sitting on Winnie the Poohs tummy. AWWW!