Nina Agdal Makes Things Better.

Dude, what was up with last week? Suicide, depression, people needing further information that 9/11 wasn’t a massive government conspiracy or that the murdered Sandy Hook children existed at all but have no problem believing that an unarmed black man deserved to be shot three times in the face, and people wasting drinking water for charity. Shit got crazy. So, for today, I just downloaded the first pics of a chick in a bikini I saw. In this case, it’s Nina Agdal at the Encore Beach Club in Wynn in Vegas on Saturday.  This world is a scary, shitty place sometimes, but when you’re at your darkest moments, please remember that chicks with huge boobs exist.

Fuck You, Donald Sterling!

I love basketball and hate racists, so it really pissed me off this week when Donald Sterling was exposed as giant racist, dirt bag.  Here's a life hack: Be good to each other always. Regardless of skin colour, sexual preference, gender, religion, rich or poor....BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER! 

My sexy website got real serious there for a minute so here's Nina Agdal to make it better. If you're like me, you're extremely surprised that she and I aren't dating yet.  I've written her several times, but I don't know if she's gotten my letters because those smart-asses at the Post Office claim "Boobs" is not a real address. It would have been nice had they mentioned that before I spent 98 dollars on postage. Maybe I didn't have to mail every single picture I drew of me and Nina flying over a rainbow on a Unicorn, but the discerning eye will notice that in some of the pictures the Unicorn is white, while in others its silver. And in one I braided his mane, and in another we’re actually on a dolphin.

Nina Agdal In Her Underwear. Happy Monday!

I’ve never heard of  Bare Necessities lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Nina Agdal in a bra and panties. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was very sad and started to cry, and then my mom took me to Dairy Queen and got me a blizzard to cheer me up.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving From Nina Agdal

It's Thanksgiving here in Canada, and this year I'm very thankful for Nina Agdal. These are new pictures of her modelling Beach Bunny Swimwear. She’s so perfect I don’t need new pictures. I don’t even need pictures. If she got killed in a car crash today, I could jerk off to her obituary. I’d almost have to. There’s no way I could think about her for more than a minute without getting an erection. But yeah, here's new pictures. What? Well if you don’t like that kind of thing why are you even here? No. No you’re a pervert. No you are. 

Nina Agdal pt 4

I found these see through pics of my beloved Nina today, and so I saved all the pictures in an excited tizzy, and then published them on the internet. On a somewhat related topic, my dad went to an Ivy league school and was a Marine Corp fighter pilot. And now you know why my parents tell their friends I died in Tower 1 on 9/11

Kate And Nina In Body Paint

These are pictures from SI's swimsuit issue where models, Kate and Nina have their swimsuits painted on them, and photographed in 360 degrees. When I found these pictures my chest got all tense and tight so I laid down to have a nap, and when I woke up my stuffed animals were all stuck together. What's up with that?

More after the jump

Nina Agdal pt3

Can we just be serious here for a minute. How GD terrible is it that lady-man Adam Levine is banging my sweet Nina. More people were killed by Gorillas last year than guys who pulled ass this far out of their league. I can't believe I never got to sleep with her once. Maybe she was put off by my promiscuous past. I made it clear to her that I'd never been with a prostitute (in this country) and I even showed her my negative test for STD's, but she still wouldn't give it up. Granted my test was a true-false test that I wrote myself, and upon closer inspection it would appear I do in fact have several STD's, but the test is framed in a frame showing Tigger sitting on Winnie the Poohs tummy. AWWW!