Put A Bra On, Old Lady!

Britney has been a big star now for a long time, so you would think there would be money in the budget for a bra, but you would be wrong. It’s almost embarrassing that I used to have a crush on Britney. It’s even more embarrassing that I used to go through her garbage. And these tats I have of her on my back, chest and penis seem like less and less of a good idea, too. Well, not the one on my penis. It’s the complete lyrics to ‘Toxic’. Call me, ladies ;)