I was trying to think of some reasons to call Jared Leto an asshole because I resent him being at the Grammys with my one true love, but then it dawned on me I’ve never heard anything bad about him, and he absolutely killed it in the Dallas Buyers Club. I know one time he had a cold, and I think one of his cousins is adopted. Maybe there’s something to that. Maybe he got the cold because he was fucking orphans. Let’s go with that.
Hey did you hear Jared Leto rapes little kids? I read it on a prominent website. Oh I know, right. What a piece of shit that guy is.
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