Miley Cyrus is Maxims #1?

 Rosie Jones. Bar Refaeli. Kate Upton. Lizzie Olsen. Anna Kendrick. Olivia Wilde. Miranda Kerr. Mila Kunis. Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Malin Akerman. Ashley Benson. Zoë Saldana. Chrissy Teigen. Brooklyn Decker. Marisa Miller. Behati Prinsloo. Eva Mendes. Adriana Lima. Blake Lively. Freida Pinto. Kelly Brook. Angelina Jolie. Natalie Portman. Emilia Clarke. Keira Knightley. Vanessa Hudgens. Amber Heard. Selena Gomez. Katy Perry. Scarlett Johansson. Jennifer Lawrence. Emma Watson. Ashley Greene. Alana Blanchard. Alessandra Ambrosio. Julianne Hough…these are the names I thought of in a split second that are hotter than Miley Cyrus. Maxim hasn't been funny or relevant  since I was seventeen so I'm not sure why I'm surprised by this. I mean, she has short hair for Christ sake. That should be considered a terrorist attack on my penis. Here's the link if you want to check out the rest of the list. If you're into that sort of thing. Pervert http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013

Here's a picture of Rosie Jones because I refuse to fug up this page with Miley.