Throwback Hotness

15 year old me would have cut you in your sleep for a chance to hold Cindy Crawfords hand back in '94. And at 47, I have to say Cindy still looks fantastic, a little too fantastic. What kind of sorcery is this? Is she a witch? Illuminati? Do I know too much already? Look, here's what we do. We tie a rock around Cindy and throw her in the lake. If she's a witch she'll float right to the top, if she drowns we'll know she's human. No harm, no foul.