Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Fuck You, Donald Sterling!

I love basketball and hate racists, so it really pissed me off this week when Donald Sterling was exposed as giant racist, dirt bag.  Here's a life hack: Be good to each other always. Regardless of skin colour, sexual preference, gender, religion, rich or poor....BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER! 

My sexy website got real serious there for a minute so here's Nina Agdal to make it better. If you're like me, you're extremely surprised that she and I aren't dating yet.  I've written her several times, but I don't know if she's gotten my letters because those smart-asses at the Post Office claim "Boobs" is not a real address. It would have been nice had they mentioned that before I spent 98 dollars on postage. Maybe I didn't have to mail every single picture I drew of me and Nina flying over a rainbow on a Unicorn, but the discerning eye will notice that in some of the pictures the Unicorn is white, while in others its silver. And in one I braided his mane, and in another we’re actually on a dolphin.