Anastasia Ashley's Got Back

You could reasonably make the argument that there’s more pictures of Anastasia Ashley‘s butt than there are pictures of cats online, and that’s cool, because cats don't have a butt like Anastasia Ashley's. Cats don’t really have butts but rather an asshole that they’ll gladly show you at any time. Another difference is that cats aren’t sexually attractive at all unless you’re a pharaoh and I don’t think those exist anymore. I find that people find dogs more sexually attractive, especially in Florida. I guess my point here is that here’s a bunch of pictures of Anastasia Ashley’s butt. Not really why you’re still reading all this.

Good Golly, Anna Kendrick!

Anna Kendrick is in some magazine that I didn't bother to look up the name of. But most importantly, she is wearing short shorts and is all legs. I’m not going to go into too much detail what I’d do to her ass, but it would look worse that Baltimore after about 20 minutes. That includes the 10 minute break in between.