Tracy Spiridakos

'Revolution' was a breakout hit for NBC this season so that means they will likely cancel it because NBC is nothing but a bunch of fuck ups. I hope they don't cancel it though, because then I wouldn't get to watch Tracy Spiridakos run around in her tight little outfits and shooting shit up. Tracy plays Charlie, a girl on a mission to find her brother and avenge her fathers death in a post-apocalypse America, transforming into a badass war machine. Man, this bitch is hard. She reminds me of when I was a shortie, bangin in my hood just to stay up. Except, replace the word “hood” with the words “all white country club” and the words “bangin just to stay up” with “being scared of the high dive”.

Tom Hardy Is A Decent Person

Dreamy hunks like Tom Hardy and I have to stick together, so when I heard about this, I thought I should pass it along. A cancer patient in the UK went on tv and said going out with Tom was on her bucket list. This got back to Tom and he surprised the girl with a date and a diamond necklace [full story here] . What makes this cool is that he did it quietly, without a press release from his agent or cameras around to catch his "good deed". Please know that if Kim Kardashian went to visit 9/11 survivors there would be a 1 hour tv special and she would probably interrupt one of them to say, "ugh, I hate it when planes land early". 

Cherry Mayers Is New Here

Cherry is a Canadian model/actress/entrepreneur/car enthusiast and possibly the prettiest girl in the world. So pretty in fact, that she needs to be in all of the movies. Everywhere. Always. Because I don't ever want to sit through another movie where Kristen Stewart stares blankly at the screen for 2 hours. Just because Kristen Stewart has been in a few movies doesn't mean she's a actress, thats like saying a Dalmatian is fire fighter - it isn't. And I'm not really Batman, these pajama's are just really comfy. They could put a cardboard cutout of Cherry in a movie and it would show more emotion and range. Here's a link to her facebook fan page. Go show her some love. I've got to make a call to Hollywood.  

Nina Agdal Went to a Prom, Not Mine.

Some high school kid went on the Youtube and asked Kate Upton to go to his senior prom with him. Kate Upton was unable to do so because of scheduling conflicts, so Nina Agdal went in her place. Did I mention this kid can go fuck himself. Man, I wish Youtube was around when I was in high school. Maybe then I could have went to my prom, instead of dancing at home with my pillow girlfriend, Carol. She didn't even put out that night, little tease. I've included some pics of Kate and Nina after the jump. Its some shots from their Carls Jr commercials, because babes downing meat is awesome.

Cameron should probably just take photos alone.

Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio atteneded the Tag Hauer Yacht Party this weekend, and if you're still on the fence about whether men age better than women, one of these people is 39 and bangs Victoria's Secret Models and the other is 40 and seems to be victim of a gypsy curse. I'll let you decide which one is which.

Oh hai Sara Jean Underwood!

Did you know about this? Did you know about Sara Jean Underwood and her huge boobs? Because if you did and didn't tell me, that's not what I would consider cool. I thought we were cool! I'm not a 100% sure why she's famous. I 100% don't care why she's famous. Because look, BOOBS. Everyone loves boobs, except maybe terrorist and cancer, and they're 1a and 1b. The good people over at dailymotion have her naked yoga Here I suggest you check it out. It's my second favourite movie, right after 'Glitter' 

Ireland Baldwin.

Ireland Baldwin is the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger and she's old enough for me to post pictures of, thank you very much. And here she is on a Hawaiian vacation because teen modelling is hard work you guys. I have no idea what this is or if she's doing it right, but here it is. She sure knows how to live life to the fullest. This great sport seems to combine all the cardio benefits of sanding still with all the excitement of holding a paddle. It's about the same workout you'd get from having a scary dream or lighting a candle. 

Rosie Jones is Charitable, has amazing boobs

Rosie Jones is wearing her 'Help for Heroes' T-shirt in support of the charity that raises money for wounded war vets. Upon seeing this picture I made a donation at the charity's website.  I guess my point is, if you want to make sure I see your message, it's best to display it across Rosie's boobs. In fact, if they did a screening of Shindler's List on her ass, the MMPA would have no choice but to reclassifying it as a love story or romantic comedy. It's no wonder I love her so much. 

Lauryn Hill

I spent a good part of my night getting reaquainted with Lauryn Hills first album, 'The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill'. That album is right up there with other "first album classics" like, Reasonable Doubt, The Chronic, Doggy Style, It Was Written and All Eyez On Me. But then something happened to the great L-Boogie, she went bat shit crazy. Apparently Wyclef's semen has some sort of Hatian voo doo in it because she stopped doing hip hop, cut off all her hair and went into hiding. Until the IRS told her she was going to jail unless she came up with a million dollars. Turns out jail is a pretty good motivator. And sure, I should of posted this a couple of weeks ago when it was more topical, but I am hardly a man of action. Here is Lauryns new track. http://snd.sc/102McWc

Nina Agdal Pt. 2

As the proud owner and operator of a penis, I have absoultely no problems with doing a second post on Danish model, Nina Agdal in as many weeks. And if you do, then maybe you should just go back to filling out your quiz in COSMO. I can't wait untill she's finally my girlfriend. God that's going to be great, cause I'm just gonna follow her around all day begging for sex, and after that we're gonna need to hose down the room. When we take our sexxxy vacations, we're gonna have to have one suitcase with nothing but tarps and kitty litter, but I guess love means compromising. Honestly, even if you threw me into a patch of poison ivy, I couldn't think about Nina for than 5 minutes without masturbating. 

Miranda Kerr is NSFW

These aren't the first topless pictures of  Miranda Kerr to hit the Internet, but they are the most recent, thus making them post-worthy. And much like people who make the mistake of having  children, I love these pictures just as much as all the other ones.  It's a real shame that I'm forced to scour the Internet just to find topless girls to look at. I wouldn't have to go to such extremes if that bitch Eve didn't set up Adam like that. Jeez, thanks, Eve. Why does everything have to be about you? 

Julianne Hough is kinda pretty.

My stuffed animals and I watched 'Safe Haven' today. We only watched it to be ironic* and because Julianne Hough is damn near perfect. It's not a great movie by any means, but never underestimate just what kind of crap I will sit though in order to stare at award winning ass like Julianne. The real hero though, is Josh Duhamel, he deserves a Medal of Valor for spending 3 months making out with Julianne, and still going home to that Shar-Pei named Fergie. Seriously, looks like the bitch punched her way out of the grave. 

* I'm so lonely!

Lily Collins is on my radar.

I can't put my finger on it, but I have to say there's something about Lily Collins that I really like. Her IMDb page tells me she is currently filming 'Love, Rosie' in Ireland. You'll be disappointed to hear that movie is not about the heart warming journey Lily's tongue takes to the back of my throat. These Hollywood types couldn't make a good movie if it bit them on the butt. Unless we're talking about 'Looks Who's Talking', that movie was fucking brilliant. 

Selena Gomez, how you doin, girl?

Last night, while I was abusing alcohol like its name was Rhianna, the Billboard Music Awards happened. Selena Gomez was there and she looked amazing. And yet again she was seen tramping it up backstage with Justin Bieber. This story is a real bee in my bonnet, I'm sorry to use such language, but I'm pretty upset. Not because Selena is once again giving it up to that teenage lesbian when she could be using that tongue on a natural beauty like me, but also because of commercials that run during day time tv.  Apparently my dead end job is frustrating and I'm going nowhere when I could be a security professional in as little as 12 weeks. I could make new friends, and the pay is pretty good too.  

Olivia Munn makes my hangover tolerable.

We threw one hell of a party last night so I feel like shit today. Luckily for me I found Oliva Munn's Esquire photos online, and pretty brunettes make hangovers better. True story. They did a study on it and proved it. It was at Cal or Stanford or something. Some school with a bunch of Asians. And those Asians freakin love studies. And ping pong. So if you ever see an Asian doing a study on ping pong, forget about it. Don't even try to argue. Just walk away, man. Just walk away. Also, thanks to television super star Scott Blue for the 1am liquor run.