Anastasia Ashley's Got Back

You could reasonably make the argument that there’s more pictures of Anastasia Ashley‘s butt than there are pictures of cats online, and that’s cool, because cats don't have a butt like Anastasia Ashley's. Cats don’t really have butts but rather an asshole that they’ll gladly show you at any time. Another difference is that cats aren’t sexually attractive at all unless you’re a pharaoh and I don’t think those exist anymore. I find that people find dogs more sexually attractive, especially in Florida. I guess my point here is that here’s a bunch of pictures of Anastasia Ashley’s butt. Not really why you’re still reading all this.

Good Golly, Anna Kendrick!

Anna Kendrick is in some magazine that I didn't bother to look up the name of. But most importantly, she is wearing short shorts and is all legs. I’m not going to go into too much detail what I’d do to her ass, but it would look worse that Baltimore after about 20 minutes. That includes the 10 minute break in between. 

Charlotte McKinney Is New Here

I don’t know when Charlotte McKinney did this shoot for Guess. It might be old. But here’s the thing:  it’s new to me and I haven’t seen her massive tits in this bra before, so I’m posting it. I hope that’s okay with all of you. If not, you go back out to your kale garden or writing Sam Smith fan fiction because you’re obviously a huge fag. Sorry about that. That was insensitive. It gets better. lol no it doesn’t, life sucks most of the time and you just wasted part of your life commenting on a celebrity gossip site.