Ibiza Sounds Like An Okay Place.

Thanks to some internet stalking  casual web browsing I did this morning on Twitter and Instagram, I discovered that all four of  my favourite page 3 models (Courtnie Quinlan, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones and India Reynolds) are all currently in Ibiza, Spain. I never knew that place was such a hotspot until everyone in Hollywood started going there. If you don’t know, it’s actually an island about 30 miles off the eastern shore of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea. Their history dates all the way back to 650 BC, when Phoenician settlers founded a port there and used it’s natural resources to produce dye, salt, and wool.

If you’d like to learn more about Ibiza, you’re a nerd and should probably go to some other site. Look at these ladies for gods sake. Maybe you can find a website that has sexy pictures of books since you love em so much, dork.

WTF ANNA!

The completely perfect Anna Kendrick attended the MET Gala the other night with whoever the fuck this goof is. This dude doesn't even really do anything, yet he snared the hottest piece of ass on earth, making this the biggest upset since I won that no-rules, underground MMA tournament in Thailand last year.  With that in mind, you might think I'd begrudgingly give him the respect he's clearly earned.  Yet, look, here I am, telling him to go fuck himself.

Maitland Made Every Nerds Day

I'm a terrible white person because the three things I dislike the most are: The Beatles, hockey and Star Wars. Maitland Ward of 'Boy Meets World' fame is making me reconsider one of those things. I'm not going to lie, this could have been an add for penis reduction cream and I would have paused just for a second before clicking to submit my order. 

I Heart Irina Shayk

Irina Shayk is a Russian supermodel who looks like a cartoon villain come to life. Here she is in Hawaii doing photo shoot for SI. And it's hard not to notice that she can't keep her hands off her breasts.  Not that I blame her.  I would be all over myself if I was a girl too.  And I'd use my vagina to hide things like snacks for the movie theatre or my house keys if I was going for a walk.  You chicks have it made, you're like sexy kangaroos. 

Alessandra Is Here To Help

Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio attended the Race to Erase MS event over the weekend. It's always a good thing when a celebrity can lend their fame to stuff like this to help raise money and awareness. However, if I were the organizers of this event, I'd be a little concered. Alessandra is a model, not a doctor. There's always that chance her lecture on Multiple Sclerosis will consist of her vision of a world that has only one Sclerosis.