Selena Gomez, how you doin, girl?

Last night, while I was abusing alcohol like its name was Rhianna, the Billboard Music Awards happened. Selena Gomez was there and she looked amazing. And yet again she was seen tramping it up backstage with Justin Bieber. This story is a real bee in my bonnet, I'm sorry to use such language, but I'm pretty upset. Not because Selena is once again giving it up to that teenage lesbian when she could be using that tongue on a natural beauty like me, but also because of commercials that run during day time tv.  Apparently my dead end job is frustrating and I'm going nowhere when I could be a security professional in as little as 12 weeks. I could make new friends, and the pay is pretty good too.