I Don't Know How To Feel About Katherine Webb

As the title would suggest, I'm not sure if I find Katherine Webb hot or not. I mean, she's brunette, has a great rack and... Im sure she can count to ten. Look, the list doesn't have to be very long to impress me, ok. There's just something I can't quite put my finger on.. Is it her mouth... nose maybe. My penis is pretty confused right now. He just dramatically pushed all of his charts and graphs off of his desk, looked to the heavens and yelled, "why God! why did you choose me to decide!" Here she is at Spike's Guys Choice Awards the other night. 

Rachel Bilson Just Because

Good God! I just realized that I left Lady Gaga at the top of the page since yesterday. My bad you guys. So here's Rachel Bilson just because she is so incredibly adorable. She's like a koala holding the Snuggle Fresh teddy bear on a seesaw. You know, except with a way more accommodating vagina. 

The Cupacabra Has Been Found!

If grainy photos of the mythical Chupacabra in a bikini are your thing, then today is your lucky day. Lady Gaga took a break from ripping off 90's Madonna to go to Mexico. Pandering to the Gay and Lesbian community to sell albums while stealing the identity of other famous pop stars is hard work, apparently. Check out the pics if you want. You weirdo. 

Lee Lee Sobieski Had A Birthday Too

Lee Lee Sobieski may not stack up to Kate Uton, but lets face it, who does. She's still hot and has some pretty nice boobs in her own right, and it's her birthday today, too. And that's what I do here, folks. Boobs. Her career never really took off like I thought it would. Maybe because she never had a sex tape "leak" like Kim, or she doesn't steal and rail coke like Lindsey and she doesn't sleep with with directors who happened to be married like Kristen Stewart. Look, Lee Lee, do you want to be famous or not? 

Happy Birthday, Kate Upton!

It's Kate Upton's 21st birthday today and I started looking at pics for this post around 1 o'clock this afternoon. Next thing I know I'm asking the attending paramedic where I was and where we were going, because the last thing I remember was seeing Kate in a wet t-shirt. But all he said was I should try to relax and put the mask back on. Sorry buddy, but that's  just not how I roll. So I stood up, pulled the IV out of my arm, and said no, no forget about the pictures. He said what pictures, but deep down he knew what I was talking about, and that I had won the day. I didn't become the silverback of bloggers by backing down from a fight. 

Kaley Cuoco does FHM

Not even Kaley Cuocos hotness could make me sit through 'Big Bang Theory'. Even I have to draw the line on what I will sit through just look at pretty girl. If I understood math or graphs, I would make Venn chart to illustrate my point, but I don't. That show is the Jay Leno of sitcoms, it's horribly unfunny and yet millions love it. So watch that garbage if you like, it's your life, man. I will sleep the sleep of the pure of heart knowing I have never helped that shows ratings. 

Kate Upton's New Movie Looks Okay.

Kate Upton is filming a movie called 'The Other Woman' and I will see that movie no less than 100 times. I bet that, even if you photoshopped these pictures of Kate Upton frolicking on the beach like her entire life is a damn Beer commercial, and combined them with pictures from, like, Auschwitz or Hiroshima, the overwhelming majority of guys could still masturbate to them. Repeatedly.