Katy Perry Did Not Win The VMA's

 Katy Perry can be hot when she’s mute and for 5 minutes stops dressing like a high school girl with a head injury.  Unlike in these pictures from Sunday's VMA's.  She’s pretty with a nice body and huge tits, but she insists on drowning all her hotness like it was a baby girl in China.  It’s like her plan is to not be sexy, but instead to be as annoying as possible as often as she can.  And so far, mission accomplished.