Thursday, October 17, 2013

In Case You Forgot That You Hated Paris Hilton

It’s been a long time since I've seen any Paris Hilton pictures, and they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, soo…
Okay apparently it hasn’t been long enough yet because I still hate her. Even tarted up in a stupid Terry Richardson photo shoot . God she’s ugly. It’s disgusting. She’s all flat, sharp angles, like a sculpture that no one bothered to finish. And why would they? Look at it. What’s the point? She’s got that big goofy nose, and her head looks like a block of wood that’s way too big for the rest of her body, which is just a bunch of sticks. To be honest she sort of looks like Pinocchio when he was still a marionette. Oh I know. I’m gettin all turned on too.


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