Kanye Will Not Holla We Want Prenup.

Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian over the weekend and is not going to ask her for a prenup. This is risky because she's already been married twice and he has a net worth of over 100 million. 100 million dollars seems like a pretty good reason to get a divorce, God knows women have left their men for a lot less. For example, when you use your girlfriend as a human shield and then push her down as you run away shrieking after that Latino guy asked for your car keys. In my defence, that restaurant never had valet parking before. 

Have you seen Kim lately? Woof! Here's Minka Kelly instead. You're welcome.