Holy crap. There's no one on earth cuter than Rachel Bilson. I would drink warm blood to get into that chicks toaster. But she's so cute it almost makes me feel bad. It would be like if little baby tigers and pandas were doing a nativity scene, with a little baby kitten as the baby Jesus, and then I got a hard on. I'm not even positive I could consummate our relationship. It would be hard to see her as anything but an object of beauty. Wait, "consummate" means "anal" right? Oh, ok. Never mind then. We're good.
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