George Clooney Is On To The Next One

Stacy Keibler has broken up with George Clooney, because George Clooney was being George Clooney and not having any of that "marriage" business that the ladies seem to be all about. George was reportedly  so broken up that he only nailed 3 models on his private island in Italy.

But I kind of understand, since I had a breakup recently as well, and I too slept around with some famous models to numb the pain. Except, replace the words “slept around with famous Models”, with the words “watched Duck Dynasty and cried when eHarmony commercials came on”. In hindsight, I guess our reactions weren’t very similar at all.