Tuesday, July 23, 2013

My TMNT movie is > Michael Bay's


Here's more of Megan Fox on the set of Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. It's no secret that Bay is a egotistical douche bag and this movie will suck. I could make a far better film than this asshole. I'd call it, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Erotic Awakening'

It opens with Rosie Jones at the sink rinsing some dishes. Megan Fox walks up behind her and gives her a hug, rests her head on Rosies shoulder. Megan thanks her for her help, then casually mentions how pretty Rosie looked at the party tonight. Rosie smiles and laughs, her skin beginning to tingle but surprised by this new intimacy. Then Megan says it again, “you looked really sexy”, and then, slowly, deliberately, Megan eases her hands up from Rosie's tight stomach and soft hips, and begins to rub her breasts. Megans hot breath and wet tongue mark their way down the cool skin on Rosie's  neck, a rush of pleasure, of course she noticed Megan before, the quick glances, the penetrating stares, and of course she was curious about an encounter with another woman, but this was all so sudden. Was it the champagne or the look in Megans eyes, it was hard to tell by now, but one thing was certain: this night was going to be like no other, and come morning, nothing would ever be the same.

I haven’t really worked out all the beats yet but after that they go have sex. Oh and there’s no turtles. And it’s set in the 70’s. The End.





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