I was busy the other day being all pouty because Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce were being unveiled as new Brooklyn Nets and I forgot Selena Gomez was also at the ESPY's. Since she's young and doesn't understand that the scrawny douche in the bedazzled hat she's dating isn't really a bad boy just because he pisses in mop buckets and has a bodyguards to protect him when he spits in somebody's face, Selena Gomez is still dating Justin Bieber, giving her vagina the sads. I'd like to let her know when she has free time while Bieber is painting his nails or practicing ebonics with his swagger coach, I'd be more that happen to tend her Mexican garden. Unless Mexicans don't have gardens. Was that racist? Awww c'mon, baby. You know I didn't mean it like that.
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