Alyssa Milano Has All The Sexy Bedroom Moves.

Alyssa Milano has a sex tape and you can see it here first (if you didn't see it at funny or die already). She'll probably try to use her fancy Hollywood lawyers to stop it from going any further. Yeah good luck. I tried to stop the release of the tape showing me practicing my light saber moves and you saw how that worked out.  "Star Wars Kid"?  Whatever.  They were just jealous because I was so awesome.  They'd never seen such speed.  They wish they had a checkered shirt and snug fit pants.  Just you wait, one day, in an age of conflict, in a world of uncertainty, a hero will rise…