On The Seventh Day, God Created Rosie.

If I had cancer, and in one hand you had a pill in the form of a gummy bear that would cure me and also make me immortal and give me the power to fly, and in the other hand you had new topless pictures of Rosie Jones, I would rip the pictures from your hand and then slap you for wasting my precious time. How Dare You! Give me those pictures and leave me at once!