Friday, September 13, 2013

Lacey And Rosie Have Calendars. Buy Them.


Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to jerk off staring at charts and numbers all day I’d be an accountant.

Luckily, busty UK models Lacey Banghard and Rosie Jones have a better idea; let’s replace the old out-dated calendar that everyone hates with a calendar printed with pictures of their tits. Finally! A calendar that works! The old one was too confusing, there was too much math, I’m not a doctor for christs sake. 

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