Kate Upton Is 100. Wait. That Doesn't Sound Right.

Vanity Fair magazine is celebrating 100 years of being something... And they're doing it the best way possible - by sticking Kate Upton on the cover in a skimpy outfit. I couldn't find a high-res copy of the cover, and it’s a good thing too by golly, because according to my figurine of Jesus holding up a crossing guard stop sign, staring at girls with big boobs is how the devil gets into your genitals. Be Gone Foul Temptress!